Confessions

-I throw spaghetti noodles against the wall to see when they're ready. Because they stick there when they're done. Then I put it back in the pan. I don't know why I do that. I guess I don't like waste.
-While we're on the subject, I also follow the infamous 5 second rule, except, I never count the seconds, so really it's more like the "Doesn't matter how many seconds rule". (Disclaimer: I usually only do this in my own house, but not when I have company over, I promise) : )
-I once picked up 2 hitch hikers in Richmond, VA. I was driving from Washington D.C. to Fayetteville, NC alone and wanted some company. Okay, that's not exactly how it went down, but I did give them a ride. R and my mom weren't too happy about it though.
Moving on...
-I sometimes wear socks twice in a row before I wash them. Disgusting, I know. But that's the price I'm willing to pay to not have to do laundry so often.
-R and I occasionally share the same toothbrush. Which I understand grosses some, okay--probably most, people out, but we don't mind it. I do sanitize it frequently though, so maybe that's why it doesn't bother me.
-If R and I are playing Phase 10 (or any other board game for that matter), and I'm losing by just a little, I may or may not cheat just enough to get me even. Then it's "fair game". I usually get caught though, which just makes it all the more challenging :)
-Me and R both like to watch "The Bachelor". (R may say otherwise, but don't let him fool you. I know the truth).
-I use Crest Whitening Strips to whiten my teeth.
-If I could change one thing about my body, it would be that I was completely hairless from the neck down.
-I sometimes pee in pools. What?! Sometimes it's just too much of a hassle to get out and dry off and then go. The toilet paper sticks to your wet bum and your suit is all sticky when you pull it back up. Plus, it's warm : )
-I eavesdrop on strangers when I get the chance.
-I like to people watch.

It would make me feel better if everyone who reads this please post a confession of their own in the comment box. For example: perhaps when you say your prayers at night you say something like this,
"Lord, if you can't make me skinny, then please, dear Lord, make my friends fat"?
Or what about this?
"Dear Lord, As I lay me down to sleep,
I pray thy Lord, my soul to keep.
But if I die before I wake,
I pray for all my toys to break.
So none of the other kids can use 'em.
Amen"
(Shel Silverstein wrote that btw).
Now, I'm not saying I do that, per se, but come on, give me something here!
I confessed. And now, my friend, it is your turn.