Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Movie Rental

A "text-versation" between R and I, allow me to preface it with this little number:

We had just picked up a pizza from Papa John's, actually R did, I basically just went along for the ride and stayed in the car the whole time. He sees Blockbuster in the next parking lot over and decides to make an impulse stop before heading home. As R is jumping out of the car, I holler out for him to call or text me before making any final movie rental decisions (much to my dismay, I was forced to stay in the car due to my "no bra" situation).

A few minutes later, I receive a text from him asking if I wanted to see Secretariat. The conversation is as follows:


Haha! Apparently, that didn't do the trick! Not that I don't love a good "heart warming" flick, but a comedy is what this chick was really in the mood for. We (and when I say "we", I mean "he") settled on Easy A and yep, you guessed it, Secretariat. What can I say? The man I married is a sucker for sweetness. And I wouldn't have it any other way :)

I love weekday date nights with my honey, even if it is his choice of movie :)))

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

House

If you were to come to my home,
on any given day,
at any given time,
these are the things you will find,
every single time:

1. A clean kitchen. I'm obsessed with cleaning the kitchen. I clean it every day. Sometimes twice a day. This includes loading/unloading the dishwasher, clearing and wiping off the counters and table, sweeping and mopping the floor, taking out the trash and recycle, and diffusing essential oils.

2. Speaking of essential oils, (and obsessions), you will find a collection of doTERRA essential oils in all the main rooms of my house. To include: the bathrooms, the bedrooms, the computer room, the kitchen, the living room, and the laundry room.

3. You will find a made bed in my bedroom, and an unmade bed in the "guest room". We usually sleep in the guest room because the bed is more comfortable in there, but it is also up against 2 walls, and therefore difficult to make every morning. However, when we sleep in our bedroom, the bed gets made every single morning, without fail.

4. A mini DVD player in the kitchen with any of the following series constantly being played: Friends, The King of Queens, Everybody Loves Raymond, Sex and the City, or Modern Family. I rotate out and just push pause instead of turning it off. I am home alone often, we don't have television, and I hate a quiet house, so this does the trick.

5. The light over the kitchen sink turned on. And surprisingly, in 5+ years, I've only had to change the lightbulb once.

6. A basket (or two, or three) of laundry waiting to be washed, however; you will rarely find a load of laundry sitting in the washer or dryer waiting to be dried or folded, because as soon as its dry, it's taken out and put away.

7. The toilet seat lids in all 3 bathrooms ALWAYS put down. R has always been very good with this, but it wasn't until I learned that it was bad feng shui to flush the toilet with the lid up (it symbolizes throwing away money) that I stopped.

8. Dog toys scattered around the downstairs floor. I used to try to "clean up" after the dogs by putting the toys in one place, but that became waaaaay too tedious of a job, so I gave up.

9. Love notes and favorite quotes taped to the kitchen cupboards, walls, and doors, both upstairs and down.

10. The computer turned on. We never turn it off. Ever. We're not the only ones who do this, right?

11. Dirty carpet. No matter how many times I spot clean it and go over it with the Kirby, it's still dirty. When we move (into our dream home), there will be NO CARPET!!! Hardwood floors and rugs ONLY!!!

12. My gym/work bag on the couch. Actually, it's on the love seat. Either way, the arm serves as a great place to hold R's wallet, keys and baseball cap, along with my gym bag, purse, and water bottle.

13. A chocolate stash in my freezer. (Refer to bullet #3 on my "Encore" post).

14. The refrigerator magnets and photos in the same placement. I occasionally reorganize them, but rarely put new ones up or take the old ones down.

15. And lastly, you will find that all the doors (we have 4 separate entrances to our house) are always locked. As soon as we walk inside, we turn around and lock the door behind us. On top of that, even if we are home, it is not uncommon for the alarm system to be turned on, just in case.

And just for the record, don't be surprised if you drop by unexpectedly and come across these things as well:

My sewing machine and/or scrap booking supplies set up in the living room. Too much of a pain to put away and take out as often as I use them, so when I pull either out, they generally stay there for several days or possibly even a week or two.

If you happen to go in my shower, you may or may not find a hair glob stuck to the shower wall. I'm great at swirling it up into a little ball, but horrible at remembering to throw it away at the end of my shower. Mah bad.

The vacuum cleaner in any random room of the house. Having two big dogs--who mostly live inside, I am forced to vacuum at least once a day (and change out the vacuum bag at least once a month), and sometimes it just doesn't make it back to the wall where it usually sits when not in use.

With that being said, consider yourself warned :)

And now that that's said and done with, you tell me:
What are the things I would find in your home,
any day of the week,
any time of the day,
every single time?

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Help

I'm cleaning up after breakfast this morning, just completing my morning ritual by filling the dishwasher, sweeping and mopping the floor, wiping off the table and of course, cleaning off the dried saliva from the wall that flew off Leviticus's mouth when he came in the house and then shook off. Disgusting, I know. It's the things we put up with for love, right? And I know you mom's out there can relate--because how many of you have been spit up on, peed on, or do I dare ask--shat on?? Yep, that's what I thought :)

Anyway, as I'm slaving away (cleaning is actually something I LOVE to do, really), R grabs his phone and heads up stairs. I say, "Honey bunny, wait! Don't you want to help me??" His reply: "I have learned over the years Baby, that the best way for me to help you is to just stay out of the way."

LOL! I couldn't have said it better myself. And so I kissed him farewell and off he went to snuggle in bed with a good book, while I finished my work in peace.

Happy Saturday folks!